List of the most popular hashtags for theme #SLUGJOG

Wow they’re right about how great this angle is... look how gloriously huge my forehead is!!! Another horrible slug jog resentfully accomplished I guess meh . . . #slugjog #malenabadselfie #malenaslugjogs #uglyselfie #demotivational #ihaterunning #doitbuthateit #ihateit #no #antiglamour

m a j e s t i c . . . #slugjog #malenabadselfie #malenaslugjogs #uglyselfie #demotivational #ihaterunning #doitbuthateit #ihateit #no #antiglamour

Is that a beautiful bush? I HATE IT. . . . I’m lying, sorry pretty bush thing. BUT EVEN YOU CANT MAKE ME LIKE THIS . . . #slugjog #malenabadselfie #malenaslugjogs #uglyselfie #tisthesneezin #runningsucks #ihateit #no #joggingisterrible #notarunner #antiglamour #unglam #antifitspo #demotivational

I’m here to ruin the that perfect golden hour light. Very angry to report that jogging still sucks ASS and I hate it. . . . #slugjog #jogging #runningsucks #demotivational #antiglamour #malenabadselfie #uglyselfie #ihaterunning

Why is this experience of slugjogging happening to meeeeeee . . . #slugjog #malenaslugjogs #malenabadselfie #uglyselfies #antifitspo #demotivational #thanksihateit #runningsucks #antiglamour #imnotimproving #butwhy

Whoops I forgot to take a sluggy pic today so here’s some feels from a previous excursion! Right now my complaint is HOT KNEES. What is that even Why Oh and don’t get me started on my horrible shuffling gait. And before you say anything my foot strikes are correct, they’re just done by shuffling because someone fell asleep and left fucking rubber BANDS in my legs or some shit. NOT COOL OKAY #slugjog #malenaslugjogs #malenabadselfie #antiglamour #exercise #ihaterunning #fuckyourfitspo #imsohappythatsahashtag #thattoo

Why does this (jogging) SUCK SO MUCH? Between the incredible Herculean effort of squeezing into two pairs of leggings (high five if you have the same problem) to one sock invariably having a toe hole to THE ITCHING and now the hot knees it’s just a bad time. I got 25 minutes of INTENSELY RESENTFUL continuous slugjogging so I mean that’s okay I guess. Still too dark before and after work so you know, fuck routines I guess. Filters because fuck this shit lol . . . #slugjog #malenabadselfie #malenaslugjogs #ihaterunning #exerciseextrafries #demotivational #itsucks #exercise #antiglamour

I don’t like jogging and I don’t like doing it in the rain. But I also don’t want to buy new pants and I was in a truly FOUL mood sooooooo grumble flump growl. Spoiler alert, it sucked, and my foot got wet because my street has a small river in it. Also melting dog poop looks extra disgusting, what is wrong with people #malenaslugjogs #malenabadselfie #ihaterunning #demotivational #antiglamour #slugjog #exercise #running #pickupyourpoop

2018 in one #slugjog: uncomfortable, entertaining, ugh, and itchy. The middle one is aggressive itching of my side since I haven’t slugged in a couple months and my body reverted to full lump mode and resents being subjected to flouncing. My feet didn’t hurt which is amazing so I guess the ancient rituals have been working . . . #malenabadselfie #malenaslugjogs #exercise #2018bestnine #2018recap #jogging #exercisemotivation #antiglamour #yourwarmupismyworkout #normalpeoplestuff #exerciseextrafries #silly