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In 1850 Jacques Benoit had high hopes for his invention of the pasilalinic-sympathetic compass, using telepathic snails to communicate instantly over any distance. Unfortunately, the project had to be abandoned when he was unable to coerce the snails into full cooperation. Being the tricksters that they are, they would often replace key words and drastically change the meaning of the message. #shouldhavebribedthemwithicecream #snailfriends #snail #garden #nature # #❤️ #☎️ #
This snail took a shortcut through the garden on the way to an important meeting one day. While passing through, they noticed what a lovely place it was and decided to stay forever. They never even made it to the meeting. I guess it wasn’t that important after all. #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden #paradise #happyplace # #❤️ # #
This is the head snail in charge of Area 51. They’ve heard the rumors, they’ve seen the memes. It’s okay though, they’ve got a plan. All they have to do is relocate the top secret war kitten facility, set up a bunch of alien props and charge everyone who shows up $100 for an exclusive all-access tour of the entire base. #everythingundercontrol # #❤️ # # # #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden
“Thank you so much for inviting me to your chicken’s wedding, I’m sorry to say that I can’t possibly make it, I’ve just got so much to do” is the text this snail sent as they lounged poolside, just before languidly opening On The Road by Jack Kerouac for the eighth time while robots washed their dishes and laundry and vacuumed their floors. #noregrets #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden # #❤️ # # #
This snail has done it. They’ve reached a level of life mastery that was previously unheard of. They spent the whole day at the beach and came home without a single random patch of sunburn where they missed applying the sunscreen. Somebody get this snail an award. If you have any questions about how to live your life just ask this snail, they’ve obviously got it all figured out. #lifeskills #snail #snailfriends #nature #garden # #❤️ # # ## #