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Does it? If so, then yes. I exercise all day erryday!
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Also, it pisses me off that just because I’m “obese” due to three diseases, they continue to write in EVERY primary care visit notes: “Continue working on your diet & exercise.” I want to punch them in the face. First of all, my diet has zero to do with how my body looks. The missing lymphatic system does. Secondly, I only have a handful of safe foods I can eat due to MCAD. Can’t get much more of a “diet” than not being able to keep foods down!
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#medicalmemes #funnybutnot #meme #bornwithoutlymphatics #rarefatdisorders #lipedema #lymphedema #dercumsdisease #obese #mastcellactivationdisorder #mcad #mcas #diet #exercise #allergicresponse #dietandexercise #allergies #fat #obesity #damndoctors #chronicallyraven
Guys I can’t go back to the dog park. It’s not because Walter gets picked on by other dogs (even though he does...I don’t know what it is but other dogs are SO annoyed by him ), and it’s not because it makes me want to adopt 10 more pets (even though it does). No. It’s because I cannot handle the conversations with other dog owners.
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It’s different when I’m working. I have a purpose and talking points and a drive to serve my clients well. Plus I’m super passionate about the subject and it’s easy for me to focus on. But at the dog park, the chance that a stranger is going to come up and want to chat makes me so uncomfortable that I forget how to act like a regular person. Someone without social anxiety might enjoy the opportunity to chat #puglife with another pug owner. They might know that other people probably just want to talk about dog things - and that’s not hard right? Heck maybe they would even like to make a dog park friend and go on doggy play dates!
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But me? Well...the last time Wally and I went to the dog park a very friendly lady with a terrier walked up to me, got so excited about meeting a cute pug, and asked me what his name was. And I legit couldn’t answer. It wasn’t that I was frozen, or upset, or trying to be anti social. My brain legitimately just shut down. Nothing was there. I really couldn’t come up with his name (he’s 6 guys and also my first child - not something you just space on). I’m sure the lady thought something was wrong with me, or that I was obscenely rude, or that I had stolen Walter from somewhere and he wasn’t really mine♀️. It was SO embarrassing and weird.
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I WANT to be the social friend-making pug lady. I WANT to easily make small talk with people at the dog park and the grocery store and the farmers market. But dang ya’ll. I forgot Walter’s NAME. #funnybutnot #socialanxietylife #awkward #homebody
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Make me feel better! Tell me your latest awkward moment!
Just me and my dear son, eagerly discussing how on earth he managed to 1) take his own nappy off, 2) find & embark on the only piece of furniture in the house that doesn't have removable cushion covers, and 3) time it so that he had to pee just as he stood up. This parent life...... #theysaythoseyoulovethemostmakeyouthemostupset #dadlife #momlife #parenting #parents #funnybutnot #cutebaby #babiesofinstagram #d4ed063d
When u came back home to your High School Homecoming / Reunion for the 1st time since graduating high school... and u walkin into the after party.. and your Dad is walking out of the after party ♂️♂️ #TrueShit #WeirdShit #SadButTrue #FunnyButNot #HomeTownFoolery #EspeciallyWhenYouGrewUpYourEntireLifeWithoutaDad . And.. He is wit one of ur classmates that you don’t remember... but she remembers YOU (by ur full government name)!!! i yi yi ..#TheFooleryOfItAll
Attention purchasing diapers doesn’t make you a hands on dad! Last 3yrs have been a bit crazy but any parent that is coparenting at some point gets tired of forcing the other half to “create memories” or take the initiative to spend time with your child, wake up early to dress him for school, play with him, teach him how to be respectful, humble etc... all this can be done on your own without drama I have one child not 2! Honestly I try to keep the peace but at this time my son should have priority over his 40 min bathroom break, priority over hanging out with friends. If you don’t want someone stepping in your role get to it! If you don’t care it’s better for me trust me! So with this said, I will continue to post pics of my son having a great time if you don’t see the other half then that just means it’s his loss #coparenting #familygoals #singlemoms #moveouttheway #blessed #suckyroomate #stepup #singleparents #viceversa #funnybutnot