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Why does this (jogging) SUCK SO MUCH? Between the incredible Herculean effort of squeezing into two pairs of leggings (high five if you have the same problem) to one sock invariably having a toe hole to THE ITCHING and now the hot knees it’s just a bad time. I got 25 minutes of INTENSELY RESENTFUL continuous slugjogging so I mean that’s okay I guess. Still too dark before and after work so you know, fuck routines I guess. Filters because fuck this shit lol
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I don’t like jogging and I don’t like doing it in the rain. But I also don’t want to buy new pants and I was in a truly FOUL mood sooooooo grumble flump growl. Spoiler alert, it sucked, and my foot got wet because my street has a small river in it. Also melting dog poop looks extra disgusting, what is wrong with people #malenaslugjogs #malenabadselfie #ihaterunning #demotivational #antiglamour #slugjog #exercise #running #pickupyourpoop
2018 in one #slugjog: uncomfortable, entertaining, ugh, and itchy. The middle one is aggressive itching of my side since I haven’t slugged in a couple months and my body reverted to full lump mode and resents being subjected to flouncing. My feet didn’t hurt which is amazing so I guess the ancient rituals have been working .
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DUDE. It looks like I’m getting punched in the face by a ghost!! Which is basically what jogging feels like. Last two runs haven’t been good at all, I am just wheezing and clumping down the street being assaulted by invisible malevolent forces such as gravity and restless boxing spirits. But I’m keeping the habit up as much as I can! I had a very tempting work excuse *cough* I mean huge project review this week so I’m just trying to get out the door and keep the ghosts happy
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