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not the usual funny tweet but i thought it was relatable
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Oh, come on, man! Let the people live a little.
Speaking of life. Nothing. I got nothing. Well, I got something. I got the flu. So, I’m just going to plug the new PODCAST episode and go back to bed.
It’s called The Batman Guy featuring @chelseabayouth and my mother (because mom likes to insert herself both in my life and on the pod and she’s 70 so she does what she wants and we love her for it).
Find me on iTunes, Spotify, Castbox, Sticher, and everywhere else. #seriesofunfortunatedates
He asked, I answered.
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Oh man! Those oven mitts really say, “let your kink flag fly.” ⠀
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When is an appropriate time to have the conversation, “What are you into?” ♀️
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Because I feel like some of these fuckers on dating apps are like, “Hey! I’m blah blah blah, how about anal?!” and I don’t know who told them that was acceptable.⠀
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Because it’s not. It’s fucking NOT. It’s the beginning of the end. That won’t even make it to date one, let alone #ASeriesOfUnfortunateDates #unfortunatedates
When they try to convince you they're IT. Drop a if you LOL'd too.
: @lovabilityinc
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Oye vey♀️Anyone else clinging onto a relationship for dear life? @textsfromyourex ⠀
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I guess when it’s over, it’s not over, unless it’s actually over — in which case no yoga.⠀
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If it didn’t work the first time, it’s not gonna work the 7th time. Why do we keep going back to what’s familiar?⠀
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Chime in, folks! Otherwise is just me talking to myself♀️#SeriesOfUnfortunateDates⠀
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